I took my daughter to school this morning and the class were cutting out a pirate hat. The teacher had used a shape that included an eye patch (the image shows a similar but more complex model). As the children were cutting, colouring and attaching the strip around the back to hold it onto their heads I noticed one boy had cut off the eye patch. Why? I asked him assuming he just wanted the hat for some reason without the bit sticking out. The answer:
If you have an eye patch it means you have got the devil in you. Our bible tells us this.
One by one all the children in the class who follow the teachings of that particular bible cut their eye patches off.
